Girl: I’m Sorry. The Google Maps team hired me.
Boy: But I can’t move to California!
Girl: Then I guess this is the end.
Boy: It can’t be! Listen… When I look deep into your eyes, I see a future for us.
Girl: Look deeper.
Boy: “We’re sorry but we don’t have imagery at this zoom level”? They… they have you already.
Republished from XKCD. A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language. Thanks Jo!